Vertical Street Interview Skit About a Viral Lobster App Queue
A 9:16 vertical mock street-interview video where a round-faced host asks people why they are queuing at 3 AM, building to a punchline about a crashed server for a lobster-raising app. It uses handheld interview framing, quick push-ins, cutaways to different queue members, and comedic sound effects and on-screen danmaku text.
松果先森 @songguoxiansen
Prompt (original, unmodified)
9:16竖屏，街访风格，真实感强烈。 0 - 2秒：镜头对着长长的队伍，博主（圆脸女生）对着镜头说："武汉！凌晨三点！这些人排队干嘛？火锅？不！" 镜头快速推进到队伍末尾。 3 - 6秒：镜头采访排队小哥（戴眼镜），博主问："兄弟，排啥呢？"小哥激动地说："吃虾！OpenClaw！听说安装包要抢！"后面大妈探头："这是啥虾？麻辣还是蒜蓉？" 7 - 10秒：镜头切到队伍前方，一个程序员模样的男生对着镜头说："我排了6小时！终于轮到我养龙虾了！"画面到他疯狂点击手机屏幕，配"恭喜你领养成功"音效。 11 - 15秒：镜头回到博主，她站在空荡荡的队伍位置说："结果服务器崩了，大家白排。"旁边一个男生抱头痛哭。镜头定格在博主无奈比OK手势和"龙虾太火了"弹幕特效飘过。 音效：街道嘈杂、哭声、搞笑"完了"音效、"下次早点来"配音。
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How this prompt compares
The techniques this prompt uses are more common in UGC prompts than in the library overall:
| Technique | In UGC | Library average | Lift |
|---|---|---|---|
| handheld | 78% | 24% | 3.22x |
| close-up | 64% | 40% | 1.6x |
| natural light | 64% | 28% | 2.26x |
| practical lights | 23% | 12% | 1.81x |
Across all 5,926 prompts, the techniques used here appear at: close-up 40%, natural light 29%, handheld 24%, practical lights 12%.
The 15s duration is not arbitrary: 71% of the prompts in this library that state a duration ask for exactly 15 seconds — Seedance 2.0 accepts clips up to 15 seconds, so 15s is the model's ceiling and the most common choice.
